In Which Gorden Lands

In part (16)

"Where's Gorden?" Plessey asked, finally floating up.

David pointed up to the dwindling point in the sky, eyes wide and beginning to dampen.

AND NOW THE EXCITING CONTINUATION

GORDEN THE RABBIT PART 17

STARRING

ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGER AS GORDEN T RABBIT

JULIA ROBERTS AS COLA

ERIC IDLE AS DAVID

VAL KILMER AS PLESSEY

ALSO FEATURING

GEORGE COLE AS HARRY THE HAWK

ROBERT DE NERO AS THE HEAD BUCK

The wind rushed past Gorden as he hung from his staff, nestled in the hawk's talons.

Gorden looked down at the ground. "If I was David, " He thought, "I'd do the 'ants' joke.." Then he realised that something below him didn't look quite right.

"AREN'T YOU GOING THE WRONG WAY?" He shouted up at Harry.

"I JUST REMEMBERED I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A FRIEND'S FOR LUNCH!" Harry said.

"I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!"

Actually I do, Gorden thought.

Gorden flexed his hands a couple of times and then let go with his right hand. Harry lunged as the weight beneath his shifted all to one side. To compensate Harry swung from side to side a couple of time, Gorden swung too and then reached up with his right hand high between the legs of the hawk.

"URK!" Harry squealed, loosing the beat and dropping ten feet before he got control of his wings again.

"WE DON'T WANT TO HURT EACH OTHER DO WE?" Gorden shouted up. "I THINK IF YOU DROP ME WHERE I WANT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO LET GO WITHOUT SQUEEZING TOO HARD!"

The hawk's eyes were watering and he couldn't stand the strain any longer.

His options were limited: If he took a claw off to slash at Gorden then his personal items will get yanked when the rabbit's weight shifted. He spiralled gently down to the ground. When Gorden's paws touched the ground he let go of the hawk's genitals and Harry obliged by letting go of the staff.

"You wait!" Harry said, with a strain in his voice from the pain in his crotch. "I wouldn't stay out in the open very often if I was you.. A rabbit could come to harm, on his own like that!"

Gorden swung the staff over his head and hit the ground in front of the bird. A shower of gold and silver sparks and a loud "BANG!" made Harry jump backward.

He took to the air.

"Be careful little rabbit." He said as he flew off. "I've got friends, you know."

"Yes, no doubt you have," Gorden said to himself. Then he realised he was over the road. "How are the others going to get here?" He asked. Nobody answered.