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One day Gorden the rabbit was hopping along on the way to the mashed-potato fields with his friend David the gerbil.
They were talking about the match on the box last night and dicussing the fine points of the second goal when, all of a sudden, out of the trees jumped a strange looking hedgehog.
"arugaaarrrh!" Said the hedge-pig.
"Hello porky" Said Gorden (nice polite chap that he was).
"ARRRRUUGHGHGHTHTHT!" Said the hedgie, rolling his eyes.

"I think we should be moving on" David whispered to Gorden, tugging at his arm.
"YOU ARE THE ONE!!" The hedgehog said pointing at Gorden, who suddently felt quite worried. "You are the blessed one."

"I think you are confusing me with someone else." Gorden said, backing away. Then with a little bit of quick thinking "Maybe you mean that coney over there?" Gorden tried pointing behind the hedgehog.
The hedgehog was not fazed, nor confused.
"You ARE (aararararrara) The Chosen One!" He screamed at the top of his voice: "You will find the golden carrot!"