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Gorden The Rabbit And The Quest For The Golden Carrot Part 16
Gorden, Cola and David padded their way down to the valley floor.
As they neared the "black ribbon" it took on some other characteristics.
"David,"
"Yes Gorden?"
"What the he' are all those boxes-things whizzing along the black-stuff?"
"You can see Humans inside.." David offered.
"Maybe they are Cans of Humans." Cola tentatively suggested, "On their
way from the factory to, well, wherever it is that the bigger-animals-who-eat-humans
live?"
"I don't know as I've ever believed in those.." Gorden said. "but then
I've not met many humans."
"But you do hear talk.." David said.
"I don't know about you two," Cola said, "But I'm wondering how we're
going to cross over?"
"What's that sign over there?" Gorden said pointing to a small sign
next to a flat-patch of grass, not far from the edge. "Let's have a look."
Cola led the way, by accident it seemed, but Gorden didn't really want to draw attention to his illiteracy.
"It says:
'Raptor Relays
The Ferry 'Cross The Emway
Cheap Rates for Parties.'
What does *that* mean?"
Gorden suddenly froze, some sixth-sense kicked into place and he managed
to move his neck to look upwards. Hurtling down, faster than a dropping
load
came a bird of Prey.
Gorden began to pray. Cola hadn't noticed, but suddenly jumped when
the bird landed next to her - appearing as if by magic,
"Felicitations!" The hawk began, "I'm Harold the Ferry-Keeper." He could
see the agitation in the smaller animals. "Don't worry, I get a good living
from the ferry and don't have to hunt other creatures."
"Um," Gorden asked, the first one to un-freeze "What's a Ferry?"
"Oh well," the hawk said "I carry you across the Emway (that's what
the solid river is called by the way) and you don't have to risk life and
paw dodging the boxes!"
"How do you carry us?" Gorden asked.
"Well, normally I just grab you by the shoulders."
"Doesn't that hurt?"
"Well," The bird said "It did at first, but my ankles are stronger
now and they can take it."
Gorden thought for a moment.
"How much.." He started but was interrupted by David
"Gorden! He whispered loudly in his ear, "Don't pay the ferryman."
Gorden looked at him in amazement. David shook his head and continued "Don't
even fix a price!" Gorden started to say "Bu.." And David butted straight
in again and said forcibly
"Don't pay the ferryman, until he gets you to the other side!"
The hawk has ears like a bat and offered "That's fine, young sirs,
I accept payment after the crossing."
"Tell you what," Gorden said, "How about I hold my staff above my head
and
you grab that instead?"
The hawk thought for a moment and then agreed.
"Okay then, you stand their, I'll circle once and then grab you by
the staff and the next thing you know you'll be on the other side!"
Gorden nodded and stuck the pose - staff held in his hand sigh above
his
head. Well, just touching, he's not got very long arms you see. The
Hawk launched himself in the air and circled as expected then rushed down
and caught hold of the staff. The breath was knocked out of Gorden as he
was whisked up into the blue.
David punched his hand in the air in delight
"Yo! Yo! Yo!" He shouted, jumping forwards with every word as he watched
his friend fly off. "You'll believe a rabbit can fly!!!"
She stopped and turned around back to Cola. In his enthusiasm he'd
run past the sign and could now see that it had writing on the other side.
"Cola." He called, "What's this say?"
Cola padded over, trying not to fall as she was watching a small furry
spec in the sky, then turned to see the sign.
"Oh My!" She said as her mouth dropped open.
"Tell me!" David said, agitated at her surprise
"It says
'Dive And Deliver
Home Food Deliveries For Predators of All Sizes!
Small, Furry, Stupid Animals a Speciality!'
"Oh Gorden!" She said. Eye's wide she turned to face the sky again.
The small dot was crossing the Emway, but wasn't going by the shortest
route, but towards the nearest trees on the other side.
"Oh Gorden!" She said.
"Cola, You sound a little pathetic you know," David pointed out, "Where's
the strong-willled career-doe gone now?"
"Where's Gorden?" Plessey asked, finally floating up.
David pointed up to the dwindling point in the sky, eyes wide and beginning
to dampen.
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