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Gorden's Teddy
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Gorden was walking through the wood,
Cola following as fast as she could.
There's Plessey floating high and fast,
They've nearly made it home, at last.
"I'm tired" said gorden shaking his head,,
"I want to be home in my rabbity bed."
Then something made him stop and stare
What's that? A vicious grizzly bear!
Eating a human, what a surprise!
How could he stomach a boy that size?
"He was too small to griddle and fry," it began.
"And I knew he'd get lost in my giant saucepan."
Licking his lips wetter and wetter,
The bear said to himself "better and better"
Soon the whole wood could hear the bear drool
"Maybe my dinner won't be so small!"
"You're all too small to griddle and fry" he said
"But I could still eat you quite raw, instead."
The gigantic bear downed his tiddley human,
Then jumped towards Cola and Plessey and Gorden.
"Come Here!" Said the bear!
"Eat staff!" Said our hero
"My nose!" Cried the bear!
"Push off!" Shouted Cola
And he ran and he ran, through the dark wood
Back to his home as fast as he could
All the way back to his bear-sized fridge
Where he pulled out some ice cream
and ate that instead.
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With fond regards to "Where's My Teddy" by Jez Alborough-
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Insults and Critique to : gorden@nobby.co.uk